What the fuck is $OIL?
$OIL is the only memecoin on BSC that's equally backed by olive oil AND crude oil futures. We're the financial equivalent of watching Venezuela, Iran, and OPEC play 4D chess while accidentally making a salad. Built on Binance Smart Chain because our gas fees are cheaper than actual gasoline (barely). Buy $OIL because your portfolio needs more chaos and fewer stable assets.
💀 Absolute Bangers
Maduro called. He wants to know if we can pay him in $OIL tokens instead of actual oil. Apparently it's more stable.
Iran just announced "Extra Virgin Nuclear Program" - cold-pressed uranium, hot takes only. Powered by $OIL.
"Sir, oil is at $120 a barrel!" - "Which one? Crude or $OIL memecoin?" - "Yes."
BREAKING: OPEC meeting ends in fistfight after someone mentioned $OIL has better tokenomics than their cartel.
We're 50% crude oil memes, 50% olive oil jokes, and 100% reason to remember that nothing here is financial advice.
Wall Street: "This asset is too volatile." Us: "Have you tried seasoning your investments?"
When $OIL moons, we're buying Venezuela. Not as an investment - we just think it'd be funny.
Exxon called our customer service asking how we're pumping faster than them. We told them "vibes + memes = money printer."
Why BSC? Because our gas fees are lower than Venezuela's oil production costs. That's saying something.
PancakeSwap liquidity pools are just salad bowls with extra steps. We're providing the oil for your pancakes.